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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via some-whiteguy113)

Best way to tell if someone truly wants to spend time with you or not;

If you try to make plans with someone and they always have some excuse like “oh sorry I can’t today, I gotta babysit” but they never try to reschedule, then they don’t wanna hangout.

But if you try to make plans and they cancel on you BUT give you a day when they’re free, then they do wanna hang with you.

You ever feel like something’s missing, then you look to your side and you see a box of cheez-it’s and suddenly life feels complete again?

Fuuuck, imagine being a woman, and on your weeding day you start your period 😳

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